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Last Updated: August 19th, 2001


Top Secret Official Web Site of KRACKISTAN!!!

News Flash!!!


Will Wants You!

Due to unprovoked assaults on the motherland, we have been forced to take action!!!

Theft In Progress

Reports indicate that agents from neighboring imperialistic lands have attempted to gain access to our lush acres, dragging their filthy hands over the surface of the symbol of the motherland, the glorious flag of KRACKISTAN!

This is no time to lie helpless at the hands of these heathens:

ACTION is necessary NOW!!!

Rest assured:


...until ALL the evil impirialistic fascist neighboring lands have been CONQUERED in the name of the MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

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