From: Your
Suppine Underlings
To: Loth….
We would
like to apologize for our failure to return your flag. You see, we were counting on
the old maxim, “Knee High by Fourth of July,” which could’ve enabled us to
increase our average heights by approximately 16.3’, enough to reach the
location in question. . .
But then our goat began
to consume the corn. You remember the little goat? He was tied to the leash,
and he just became so hungry being out so long that we didn’t have sufficient
corn for the bread to go around . I mean, how can you have a party with no
corn? Moreover, the
general negativity kind of sucked/pulled the energy out.. Not to mention the miscalculation of the
date.
Well, so the cornbread
party was an engineering failure, yes,
so unfortunate…
And so we give you this in return. We hope that you have no hard
feelings, and can know that alL things are
in better places now. Dig
it. And remember – Look CLOSELY for
then can U ReaLize the
TRUTH!!!!
Sincerely,
Friends,
Your Sentries, Unquestionably.